Margarita 

"If life gives you limes, Make margaritas." - Jimmy Buffett

  1. 2 oz Tequila
  2. 1 oz Triple Sec
  3. 1 oz Lime juice

Add ingredients into a shaker with ice, shake well, and pour contents into a chilled margarita glass. Garnish with a lime wheel and salt on the rim if desired.

 

Bloody Mary

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at my hour of death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer 

  1. 1.5 oz Vodka
  2. 3 oz Tomato juice
  3. 1 Lemon wedge
  4. 2 dashes of Tabasco sauce
  5. 2 dashes Worcestershire sauce 
  6. 1 dash of Salt, Pepper, & Celery Salt (each)
  7. 1 Celery stalk

Mix Vodka, tomato juice, lemon juice, Tabasco sauce, Worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper, and celery salt. Pour contents into a highball glass over ice. Garnish with Celery stalk 

 

Lemon Drop

"Where troubles melt like lemon drops . . . That's where you'll find me." 

  1. 1.5 oz Vodka 
  2. 1/2 oz Triple Sec
  3. 1 oz fresh Lemon juice
  4. 1 oz Simple syrup

Mix ingredients into a shaker with ice, shake well, and pour contents into a martini glass. Garnish with a lemon twist.

 

Long Island Ice Tea

A classic cocktail that gets the job done.

  1. 1/2 oz Vodka
  2. 1/2 oz Gin
  3. 1/2 oz White Rum
  4. 1/2 oz Silver Tequila (Blanco)
  5. 1/2 oz Triple Sec
  6. Splash of Cola
  7. 1 oz Lemon Juice
  8. 1 oz Simple Syrup

Mix all ingredients over ice in a highball glass, stir contents, and serve with a straw & a lemon twist.

 

AMF

Adios MotherF*****, the name really says it all.

  1. 1/2 oz Vodka
  2. 1/2 oz Gin
  3. 1/2 oz White Rum
  4. 1/2 oz Silver Tequila (Blanco)
  5. 1/2 oz Blue Curaçao mix
  6. 2 oz Sweet & sour mix
  7. 2 oz 7-up

Pour all ingredients except the 7-up into a highball glass over ice. Next pour the 7-up on top, stir gently, & garnish with a lemon twist. 

 

Sex on the Beach

Fun in the sun minus all the sand.

  1. 1.5 oz Vodka
  2. 1.5 oz Cranberry Juice
  3. 1.5 oz Orange Juice
  4. .75 oz Peach Schnapps 

Pour all ingredients over ice in a highball glass, stir, and garnish with an orange slice.

 

Mai Tai

Fun fact: This drink gets its name from Tahitian word for "good" , but originates from Oakland.

  1. 1.5 oz White rum
  2. 3/4 oz Dark rum
  3. 1/2 oz Orange Curaçao
  4. 1/2 oz Orgeat Syrup 
  5. 1/4 oz Fresh lime juice

Shake ingredients in an a shaker and strain into highball glass over ice. Squeeze lime juice into drink and garnish with Pineapple spear, mint leafs, or lime.

 

Top Shelf Margarita

A refined take on a classic cocktail. 

  1. 2 oz Top Shelf Reposado or Añejo Tequila
  2. 1 oz Grand Marnier 
  3. 1.5 oz Lime juice

Run a lime wedge around the rim of the glass and then dip glass in salt. Mix ingredients in a shaker and strain into a margarita glad over Ice. 

 

White Russian

The Dude abides.

  1. 1.75 oz Vodka
  2. .75 oz Coffe liqueur (Kahlúa) 
  3. 1 oz Cream

Pour Vodka and Coffee liqueur over ice in an Old Fashioned glass. Next float the Cream on top and enjoy.

 

Redheaded slut

Anyone can enjoy this floozy, scratch that Boozy* drink

  1. 1 oz Jagermeister 
  2. 1/2 oz peach schnapps 
  3. 3/4 oz cranberry juice

Mix ingredients in a shaker with ice, pour into a shot glass, bottoms up. 

 

Gatorade (Farringtons Favorite)

 The thirst mutilator, with electrolytes. 

  1. 1 oz grape vodka
  2. 1 oz grape pucker 
  3. A splash of sprite

Mix contents well, pour into a shot glass, & quench your thirst.

 

Dark & Stormy

A dark approach to tropical drink.

  1. 2 oz Dark rum
  2. 3.5 oz Ginger beer

Pour Dark drum over ice, & then top with ginger beer.

 

Washington Red Apple

The best thing to come out Washington since Microsoft and Nirvana. The Seahawks still suck.

  1. 2 oz Canadian Whiskey
  2. 2 oz Sour Apple schnapps 
  3. 2 oz Cranberry juice

Pour whiskey and schnapps over ice in a highball glass. Add cranberry juice on top to desired amount.

Shoot the Root (Farringtons Favorite)

A Farringtons classic you won't know how good it is until you try it.

  1. 6-8 oz of Coors light
  2. 1.5 oz Root beer schnapps

Mix in a pint glass and enjoy.